So I went to the gym this evening and when I got there it smelled sweaty and delicious. It was pizza day at Planet Fitness! It didn't feel right-- I couldn't partake. Strangers' body odor, their musty auras, their skin vapor, their concentrated sweat molecules living all over those open boxes of pizza. Ew guy. Like, a pepperoni slice after a workout? really? Somethin' ain't right about that. Seems like a good marketing campaign to get overeaters in the gym tho. That being said, I'll be back next month, bright and early before the perspiration molecules hit the first slice. Wow, I really needa focus on working out lolol
-nishaJD
